So, we’re wading through the avalanche of mail that has all but crushed the land of Porktastic. At the same time, we find ourselves groovin’ to that 1979 adult-contemp slow burner, you know, that age-old seducer by Captain & Tennille…with a porktastic twist?
“Do that to me one more time, once is never enough…
with a shirt like that…”
A pork epiphany? Divine swine intervention? Guilt on our part? Call it what you will, but we can’t ignore this calling…
Back by popular demand and thanks to our Indiana Pork pals, “Nice Chops” is back for Thursday’s Porktastic freebie.
But get creative, people. Tell us why you deserve it — or why you love us – and soon you could be sportin’ the Nice Chops.
Mr.Oinkers@gmail.com . . . c’mon, do it for us…one more time.
