Dad. The grill master. Mr. Marinade. Surely your man of the house loves pork as much as we do. So do him a favor – forgo the tie and electric nose trimmer this year. We suggest you light his fire with one of these Porktastic gestures that says, “I know, I know, it’s about you…but I really outdid myself.”
- Ignite the coals through the snout of your very own oinker. This pig-shaped lighter will heat things up pronto!
- Feed him this pork-on-pork masterpiece…a beautiful barbequed brick of bacon and Italian sausage known as “Bacon Explosion”. Need we say more?
- It’s true. We admit it. Sometimes, father does know best. Especially when it comes to knowing his favorite cut for the grill. So chop chop, and buy ‘em in bulk. He’ll appreciate it…and you’ll reap the fruits of his labor.
- How does your man attack the tenderloin? Hot and heavy? Slow and easy? Whatever the approach, make sure he’s on top of his game with a fancy, schmancy meat thermometer to ensure a Porktastic taste experience…every time.
- C’mon, Dad, it’s high time you dress to impress. And when he sports his very own “I Love Pork” T-shirt, heads will be nodding. Impressive.
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